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If anyone really truly loved Ask Cartman then like this post because I might try to revive it

Well, most of the time I don’t really read books since books are for nerdy little fags like Kyle, but I guess if I were a faggy ass bookworm I would read cool stuff like history on the Holocaust and Joos and things like that. I mean, those are important things and you can really never know enough about them. Plus, since the Jews need to be exterminated and Hitler’s legacy be carried on, I feel sort of a calling for it. It’s sort of my duty, you know?

And one day it will happen. I promise you that.

Hey guys, just a quick announcement for those who don’t follow my main but who follow this.

I’m closing the ask box for the time being so that I can hopefully catch up with all of the messages this blog has gotten. I’ve fallen way behind (my fault completely) and I really don’t want to have to rush myself to get most answers out because that’s just not fair to those of you who have asked questions that haven’t been answered yet.

That’s not to say that you can’t think of or shouldn’t bother to think of questions anymore, though! In fact, I encourage you all to still think of something to ask! Just write it down and keep it in a safe place until I reopen the ask, and then everything will be sweet.

Super sweet.

Thanks a lot, guys! I’m terribly sorry that I have to do this, though, I know it’s probably a blast asking Cartman stuff. ;)

If you wanna be my friend or something then you have to pay me, simple as that.

Guys, I’ve been laid, like, seven thousand times now, why would I want to get laid by them?